Homeschoolers Boycott Big Candy
All across the nation, homeschoolers are realizing the effects of big candy on society, and very wisely opting out. Instead of buying...
Teen Attacks Grammar Nazis on Facebook
After getting overly frustrated by people who only focused on spelling errors in his posts and not on what he was trying to communicate,...
Sn*w Hits Southern Manitoba; Manitobans Utterly in Denial
The thing that Manitoba is so infamous for finally happened. It sn*wed. Now, you have to understand one thing: a great deal of manitobans...
Local Homeschooled Girls Think Men Should Do Everything for Them
Early this morning police arrested a mob of protesting local homeschooled girls, taking them in for questioning after traffic was...
Joel Osteen Speaks Poverty Out of Existence
Words, spoken in faith and declared in the name of Jesus, have great power. Or so it seems. Joel Osteen, the renowned Prosperity Gospel...
Report: 'Teenage Theologian' Disagrees with Virtually Everyone on Virtually Everything
It's true. A self-proclaimed Teenage Theologian thinks he knows the scriptures better than everyone else - even those who have had many...
Complementarian Teenager Not Accepting Facebook Friend Requests from Girls
A teenager who embraces Complementarianism - the teaching that men and women have different roles in their relationship to one another -...
Calvinist in Hospital Recovering from Altar Call
A Local Calvinist is in the hospital, recovering from the nervous breakdown and shock he experienced while sitting through an altar call...
Local Homeschooler Denies Literal 6-Day Creation
In what is sure to be considered the ultimate denial of God's Word and the ultimate expression of rebellion against everything good and...
Another Satirical Christian Website has been Created; Nation Recoils in Horror
The United States of America recoiled in horror as a new Satirical Website hit the internet today. This website - by way of hilarious...
