Ford Releases New 15-passenger Van with 14 Shotguns
Ford announced Thursday that they were coming out with a new line of big white vans. “This is one that will really be good for the harried homeschool mom,” a representative said. “It’s been a huge deal for the kids, to only have one shotgun. And the poor moms have dreaded the argument every single time the family goes somewhere.”
The new van will have 14 shotgun seats, eliminating all discussion and giving every kid a chance to ride shotgun every time.
“It was quite the feat,” the rep said. “We had to put individual, sliding, reclining chairs in every place. And then to the left and front of every chair is a screen that displays the driver and the road ahead. There are literally 14 shotguns.”
The homeschool moms breathed a sigh of relief when the announcement came out. The 14-shotgun van rocketed to the top of the most-wanted-for-Christmas list. Studies have shown it will reduce stress for moms by nearly 40 %.
