Atheists Hack Bible App, Christians Never Notice
The unthinkable has occurred. Well-known and allegedly well-meaning Atheist Richard Dawkins has set his minions to work, and they have succeeded in getting into the editor of an unnamed Bible App. At about one in the morning on Saturday they began the process of editing, rewriting, and rearranging the scriptures.
They decimated Jeremiah. Only 29:11 remained.
Romans 1 said something vague about the beauty of nature.
Genesis 1:1 read, “In the formless void, the Big Bang created the Universe and Time.”
They reportedly finished by 8:30 am, well before church services across the nation would begin.
“We never could have anticipated what happened next,” a hacker, who wished to remain anonymous, said. “Nothing. Absolutely nothing happened. No one noticed, no one commented, no one complained to the App, no one got angry. It was - disappointing.”
It seems the hackers had overlooked one thing: all those who read the NKJV and KJV translations, whom they were counting on to discover the heresy, actually read physical copies of the Bible, and so no one ever noticed.
Until, that is, little Jimmy Hayes, sitting in the Hayes family row, following along dutifully in his leather-bound NIV, suddenly tugged on his mother’s sleeve and whispered, “Mom! That man’s Bible is different than mine!”
The atrocious deed was then discovered, and the App has completely done away with its editor.
