Santa must have Skipped all Homeschools Last Night
With the short time that Santa Claus had on Christmas Eve to distribute presents, it appears that he has skipped all the homes with...
Christmas Eve Falls on Lord’s Day, Santa Must wait until Midnight to Begin Rounds
By some fluke of the Calendar and a gross miscalculation by the ancient Romans, Christmas Eve has fallen on a Sunday this year. All the...
Homeschooled Child Banned from Watching Own Youtube Channel
Young Timothy Wright has been told in no uncertain terms that he “may not watch youtube, for the third time this month!” Mrs. Wright is...
Ford Releases New 15-passenger Van with 14 Shotguns
Ford announced Thursday that they were coming out with a new line of big white vans. “This is one that will really be good for the...
Atheists Hack Bible App, Christians Never Notice
The unthinkable has occurred. Well-known and allegedly well-meaning Atheist Richard Dawkins has set his minions to work, and they have...
