Huge Wolf Hiding Behind Shower Curtain Devours Little Girl
Little Marcey Hughes was always careful to check behind the shower curtain before using the Hughes’ family bathroom, until one day she...
Math Margin Doodles Bring Millions at Local Art Auction
Art enthusiasts bid each other up into the millions last Saturday over the Mathart created by budding artist Seth Goossen, 14. “His work...
Report: Winnipagan Writers Lacking Sense of Humor
A local Winnipagan writer, who for obvious reasons wishes to remain anonymous, has disclosed that everyone on the Winnipagan’s writing...
Homeschoolers Rave About New VBS
The local homeschool community is pleased by the introduction of a new Vacation Bible School curriculum that targets homeschoolers. A...
Police unsure what to do with Racing Homeschoolers
Local police have been swamped by angry complaints of 12-seater vans racing down the trucking highways early in the morning.according to...
Superstore to Implement New Communion Aisle
Superstore has revealed plans to help local churches with the difficult task of purchasing supplies for the Lord's Supper. Superstore has...
HISTORIC: Homeschooler Finishes Math Test in One Day
WINNIPEG, MB - Local homeschooler Arnold Smith has made history and broken records in the homeschooling community by completing an entire...
Homeschooler Attempts Unfortunate Trendy Hairstyle
St. Albert, AB — Local homeschooler Dave Winston has agitated the homeschooling community with a lamentable hairstyle, which was...
New Curriculum Features Solely “Calvin & Hobbes”
US — Launched earlier this week, a brand new addition to the world of homeschooling education was added with "Exploring Calvin and...
King David's Organ Used To Play Psalms Found
Israel — Remarkably well preserved organ and hymnbooks were discovered by archaeologists early this week. Two days after they were...
