Homeschooler Attempts Unfortunate Trendy Hairstyle
St. Albert, AB — Local homeschooler Dave Winston has agitated the homeschooling community with a lamentable hairstyle, which was originally only reserved for the radical-fashion minded public schoolers.
The New York Times has described it as "...a disaster." Others have called it "A woeful mishap," "Tragedy," and "Collapse of all decent homeschooling etiquette."
Reporters are following the situation closely to report any further development.
