Superstore to Implement New Communion Aisle
Superstore has revealed plans to help local churches with the difficult task of purchasing supplies for the Lord's Supper.
Superstore has been running television ads to spread the news. It says, "Haven't you ever wondered where they buy the wine, and the bread for communion? You won't anymore! With Superstore's new 'Communion Aisle', we now offer a plethora of choice. Your Church can choose from over 76 types of wine, and 112 types of bread!"
Superstore's Executive Chairman Galen Weston says he is excited to unveil the Communion Aisle. "It's going to be great, and help the churches a lot. We have so much choice. You can choose from cheap wine, to countless fine wines, like Chateau Margaux and Inglenook Cabernet Sauvignon. We also hope this will be an opportunity for the churches to witness to nonbelievers, as it will draw wine-tasters to taste the exquisite brands the church may serve."
Local shopper Socorro Williams says she is excited about what Superstore will be offering. "I only eat vegan, gluten free, whole ancient grain, bread with halved sesame seeds, so now I will be able to eat the bread at the Lord's Supper again!"
"Any type of bread, wafer or cracker, you name it, we got it." Says Superstore employee Richard Roberts.
The Communion Aisle will offer products for Roman Catholics. You will be able to purchase silver goblets and chalices, as well as top quality handcrafted microfiber scarlet Norwegian silk cloth for wiping it.
"We've also got a section with specifically blessed products," says Galen Weston. "There will be bread and wine blessed by a priest, a bishop, a cardinal and even the pope. The blessed products will range from $59.99 to $6799.99 for one bottle or thirty pieces of bread."
"We hope others are just as excited about it as we are," says Galen Weston.
