Hundreds of Homeschoolers Across the Nation Diagnosed with Overschedulitis
A state of emergency has been declared in the homeschool community as the chronic debilitating disease known as Overschedulitis has...
Atheists Hack Bible App, Christians Never Notice
The unthinkable has occurred. Well-known and allegedly well-meaning Atheist Richard Dawkins has set his minions to work, and they have...
Homeschoolers Rave About New VBS
The local homeschool community is pleased by the introduction of a new Vacation Bible School curriculum that targets homeschoolers. A...
Superstore to Implement New Communion Aisle
Superstore has revealed plans to help local churches with the difficult task of purchasing supplies for the Lord's Supper. Superstore has...
Homeschooled Child quotes Declaration of Human Rights when asked for Bible Verse
Bella Sammers was sitting in Sunday school last Sunday when the teacher asked if anyone knew any Bible verses off by heart. Bella was...
Pastor Takes Sermon Title, Points From Clickbait
Phoenix, AZ—Just two weeks ago, Bill Burns, pastor of One Hope Church was struck by the brilliant idea of taking his sermons from...
Congregation Nearly Starves After Pastor Forgets Amen At End of Service
BILLINGS, MT—In what has been described as a "freak accident", the entire congregation of Ebenezer Reformed Church nearly starved after...
