Homeschoolers Still Trying to Line Up
A homeschool group was on a field trip last week when they, unfortunately, were asked to line up.
“I knew we’d be all right if only they just wouldn’t tell the kids to make a line,” field trip organizer Kathy Spunk explained. “But - they did, and I didn’t know what to do.”
Fifteen children were told to “line up now, please, so I can give you your paper,” and complete mayhem and chaos ensued. It was all the adults could do to keep the kids from breaking out into fights.
Little Joey Hart was heard saying, “Hey! She squished her way in front of me!”, and all the homeschool Moms hoped guiltily that the guide wouldn’t notice Joey didn’t know what cutting was.
At publishing time, the line-up still looks more like a circle than anything else.
