New Study Shows Homeschool Conferences Closest Thing to Heaven on Earth
It was inevitable. Homeschool Conventions had to be acknowledged for what they are. Finally, a study came out last week that finds the Homeschool Conference to be the most heavenly experience in the world. Researcher Karla Caddian said it had been climbing in the ranks for some time, now this year being declared winner.
“The Homeschool Convention just edged out Candy Cane Ice Cream and Outdoor Hot Tubs,” she said. “There’s just no way you can combine great speakers, great vendors and all the Homeschoolers in the province, eating meals, enjoying sessions, and swapping stories together, without getting something pretty **** good.” Caddian is not, needless to say, a homeschooler herself.
She added, “Pretty much the only way it could get any better would be if Todd Wilson, Andrew Pudewa, Israel Wayne, Rick Boyer, Hiedi st. John, Hal and Melanie Young, Heather Haupt, and Steve Demme were all at one conference at the same time. But that really would be too good to be true, wouldn’t it?” she finished with a laugh.
If only you knew, Karla.