Breaking: Homeschool Family Shows Up Early for Something
It is universally known that Homeschoolers are always late. Whether it be a church service, dentist appointment, or birthday party, always expect the Homeschooled families in your life to show up a mimimum of 15 minutes late.
At least, until today.
An earth-shattering development took place earlier this afternoon. Having understood that they were to be at church at 2 pm when they were actually supposed to be there at 3 pm, the Johnson family showed up at 2:57 pm, astounding three minutes early for choir practice.
According to sources, everyone in the church was absolutely shocked. "I just can't believe it", remarked the pastor, wiping sweat from his brow as he attempted to recover from the shock.
At publishing time (7 PM), choir practice still hadn't started.
